
lauantai 11. huhtikuuta 2009
Oh Sydney, my love

tiistai 7. huhtikuuta 2009
Sticky and sweet
torstai 2. huhtikuuta 2009
Long life in China
keskiviikko 1. huhtikuuta 2009
Shanghai Baby

I don't find any inner burning to read each and every book that has been written of my native home town, Tampere. But for a reason or another, now living here in Shanghai, I am quite intrigued about books, movies, and what nots about Shanghai. I guess it is one way to learn more about the city. To feel more Shanghainese, less like an intruder. To have another viewpoint to the life in this buzzling, multi-polaris city. I am especially interested, if it is something that has been banned in China. Literary forbidden fruit.
Recently, I bumped into a novel "Shanghai Baby", by Wei Hui Zhou. There is a strange mood in the story. It is not violent, but it is a tad oppressive. I had nightmares if I read the book at nights!
sunnuntai 29. maaliskuuta 2009
Sweet indulgence

Here, many *****-hotels (and propably 4*, too, but why bother) offer Sunday brunch with either no champagne, one glass of champagne, or endless flow of champagne. We, naturally, opt for the latter. There are few hotels, where you can have the cool Bund / Pudong view while brunching away, but this time our hosts had chosen an inland establishment, Le Meridien.
They all offer a great selection of foods, but of course there are differencies in the selection and quality. Comprehensive selecton process is required before you can say you Le Meridien brunch seemed to have a sort of a modern air to it. They had an excellent grill stand, sushi, loads of sea food (from hummer tails to tuna Nicoise and from gravad lax (hmmm... I wonder what is the correct english term?) to oysters), good salads, quiches, roasted meets, asian delicacies, antipasties, cheese table, soups, fruits and desserts. Have to have desserts. Even though usually when it is time for desserts, you would be better of not eating anything anymore. It is like Christmas, in that sense.
'Cause let's be honest: that is why we are there for. You can usually get champagne free brunch with about 100 RMB less.
Le Meridien champagne brunch on Sundays 12-15, 458 RMB (~50 euros) per person.
Nanjing Est Road 789
- "Tables" at the Portman-Rizt Carlton. Many people like this, but to me, the room was a bit dark, food selection was not that impressive. For example the signs telling which is which food were misplaced, and all in all it didn't left that high quality impression.
keskiviikko 25. maaliskuuta 2009
maanantai 23. maaliskuuta 2009
More names...
sunnuntai 22. maaliskuuta 2009
Please have a look ma'am


Climbing up the wall...
The indian-looking tailors and hawkers were there, on the streets, as before. You can hardly walk 5 meters without someone offering you fake handbags, Rolexes, Guccis and Pradas. Have a look mam. Tailor made suit, sir. Have a look. I may have gotten used to it a bit, since it didn't seem as aggressive as previously. It is funny that they actually offer you fake goods, in most placed they just offer "Gucci" and "Prada", but in Hong Kong they are honest :o) Fake Gucci, mam, have a look.
We didn't see our favourite hawker. Can you believe I have one? We met him first in 2005, and he was the only one of them who actually remembered we had said "no thank you" to his offer. The next day when we saw him and I was readying myself to say the word ("NO!", incase you didn't get it). "No worries", he said, "I remember you, I never offer twice if I know someone don't want it." My jaw dropped. What a great hawker. If I would buy copied goods, I would certainly buy from him. Then, few years ago (2007, I think) J. was back in Hong Kong, and the guy STILL remembered him. I was kind of looking forward to seeing him again, but we didn't see him. Maybe he has found another line of business. I hope he's doing well.
We went to Macau on Saturday. Actually the guys went in the morning, we enjoyd of few hours of girl-time, did some shopping and went to Macau later in the afternoon. Macau was like a smaller version of Las Vegas, except there were a lot more Chinese. And many of the casinos were kind of apart from each other, where as in Vegas you can see most casinos just walking the strip. (In the evening, that is, othervise the sun will grill you to death before you have had time to see them. I've only been there during the summer, winter is a different matter.) Anyway, I would go back to Vegas any day, and I would go back to Macau any day, too. I gambled mind boggling amounts. Eight euros, in total. AND I was just on the verge of feeding in MORE money, when we left for dinner. Saved by the dinner bell, I say!
It takes an hour by ferry to get there, the ferries leave every hour, and the terminal was just below our hotel in Kowloon. Tickets were about 150 HK dollars, which is about 15 euros, one way. Only complain is that you cannot enjoy the fresh sea air, but are forced to sit inside. And, coming back, the sea-road was slightly bumpy. It made it fairly difficult to gulp down the bottle of champagne we decided to share with my friend (despite of the disapproving looks from our gentlemen(?) companions). Note to self: rough waters and champangne from bottle don't go well together.
Picture altered to protect the innocent and to demonstrate the feeling with the Moet and the rough sea.In Hong Kong island, they have these escalators, world's longest. People use them to get to / off work. What a fantastic way to cut (car) traffic on the narrow streets down the hill! There is only one line of escalators, so in the morning they go downwards so people can get down from the hill and to the offices, and some time before noon they start going upwards, and continue like that until the next morning.
You can get of the escalators in several points, and the area surrounding the escalators is magnificent! There are stylish, cosy, comfortable, modern, all kinds of restaurants near the escalators, and we were practically screaming from exhilaration and happiness! If only we had time to ferret through all of them! (The guys again didn't really see what is that big deal about it, but then, they often don't get these really important things.) We tried some, of course, but there were so many more left. Also food market is near, and we bought some kiwi-berries. The first I have ever had: tasted like sweet kiwi, but you can eat the whole thing, peels and all.
Did I mention I love Hong Kong?
They also had an interesting umbrella fashion there:


We of course visited the Victoria peak, and went up and down with the 120 years old tram. The picture doesn't replace 100 words, 'cause it doesn't tell how steep the hill really is, but the tram staid on rails, once again.
I warmly recommend the peak, you can see to the other side of Hong Kong island, too. I just so love the greenness of it.
On Sunday, we went to Disneyland. It was a disappointment. If course, if I had done any preparations and actually looked it up, it would not have come as a surprise, but there was only ONE (ONE!!) ride. One lousy roller-coaster. The rest of it was for kids. Or true Disney-lovers. You know, I've read my Donald Ducks where the next guy, but I've already seen it all in Los Angeles Disneyland. Which, by the way, also had many good rides! The weather was great, so we enjoyed the Hong Kong Disneyland for few hours, but to say it was "the happiest place on earth", no way. There was just no love between the two of us. I could have used the time in the city so well, too!
But no hard feelings even for Disneyland, as those four days were a great break. When we came back I didn't subconsciously clench my teeth together in my sleep anymore... I still love Hong Kong.
Go and see for yourself. Cathay Pacific had a really good offer: the four days and three nights package was 3090 RMB per person (considering that, I am puzzled where all my money went?) and the hotel (Royal Pacific) was on a very good location. Our rooms were a little outdated, but we had a view of the sea, and we hardly but slept there. There were other hotels available in the package, and I would have chosen one of them, but we booked too late and they were already full.
keskiviikko 18. maaliskuuta 2009
Superstition
Care to even guess?
Could it be...
...a small portion left of a prison wall?
...an only standing wall of a warehouse taken by a tornado? (Or some other grazy storm, I am not an expert.)
...a slightly rusty climbing wall?
Nah, maybe not. I'll give you a hint. It has a purpose. It is being used all the time, even as we speak. It is on the "backyard" of the factory, where my other office is. It is beside a road coming from a river.
Maybe it is a huge backpane for equally huge dartboard (tikkataulu)?
Or, perhaps, it is a huge metal wall set up in the midst of "nowhere" to stop or mislead all the evil spirits before they reach our factory. Oh, you knew it right away? Why didn't you just say so! Because that's what it is. As you surely know (I don't even know why I bother to tell you this), the evil spirits live in (on?) the river. For reasons unknown to me, they like to get off the water at times, and try to reach our blessed site of employment. But aren't we just LUCKY someone was smart enough to set up a wall like this. Phiu. I don't know whom to thank for it, but indeed the person should be granted a medal (Valkoisen Ruusun Ritarikunnan risti, ihan vähintään).
I have been wondering how long we can fool the evil spirits so that they don't go and learn to go AROUND the wall. I find it hard to believe they would be that stupid, but I try not to voice my concerns. Who knows when the evil spirits are listening... I don't want to be found guilty of such a treasonous leakage.
Btw: Does anyone of you know if they can READ?
Where some westeners believe number 13 will cause you bad luck, for Chinese, number four (4) is evil. In Chinese, it sounds similar to the word "death", or "si" in mandarin. No one wants to have a phone number ending with four. Prices usually end with eight, never with four.

But what I don't get is why we still have 4th floor?
torstai 12. maaliskuuta 2009
Friendly service
sunnuntai 8. maaliskuuta 2009
Touristing in the Capital

In Beijing we had 2,5 days to take it all in, which meant we had to use time efficiently. And we did: walking and sightseeing from 9 am until 10:30 pm the first day, 8:30 am 'till 00:30 am the next day. I can tell you I slept like a baby. But then again, I usually do.

Who said in Beijing you cannot see the sky?
We decided to spenf the pther day in the car and go see the Great Wall of China. As you may know, it is some 80+ kilometers away from the city, so we needed a transportation. As we had one in our group who was not willing to join any group tours, we had to get a car. W asked from the hotel of the options they could offer us. They sáid it is 1400 RMB, which we considered too expensive (as to what should be the going rate for a car and a driver for one day). So, intead we opted to do what stupid people do: we called to the company who had an add in the tourist map. We don't want any lunch, tickets, tour guides or anything additional. We just want a good car and a driver. And they said:
"Ok, ok. 700 RMB. You'll have a car and driver for your use the whole day. You can go anywhere you want to."
The Nest is prettier from farer away...


"We just need to stop there for twenty minutes."
"We just need to stop there for ten minutes."
"We always go there."
"It is a nice place."
"It is just part of our job to take you there."
And finally my favorite:
"Government pays us 100 RMB for gasoline money to promote Chinese culture if we take tourists there ."
Nice try, but the poor girl did not consider she was talking to:
a) people who live in China
b) one of whom is naturally leery about anything and everything
c) one of whom is an internal auditor, and suspiciousness comes with the job.
Well, J. then said: "We have had it. Take us back to the hotel. Now."
The guide swiftly called her manager, and what do you know? We can go to the Wall, without silk factories or others stops. I felt bad for the guide-girl, who propably thought we were the most stubborn, horrible tourist that had happened in her way, but then again I felt bad for us too, as we felt scammed, we had to fight over such a stupid issue, and for the next few hours we were not that trustful about the driver and the guide.
My friend later on commented, that for the duration of the negotiation I had a wide smile across my face. Maybe I have earned yellow belt in this avoid face-loosing came, 'cause I sure as hell wasn't feeling very smiley...
But we arrived at Mutiany, which is one of the locations you can go to see the Wall. It is supposed to have one of the best views and not be quite as touristy as Badaling (but almost). We were lazy, so we went up to the Wall by this:

And we came out sliding slates in this:

It was fun, though I went down after a German lady, who wasn't exactly a daredevil...
The views were quite nice, and we walked several watch towers, good hour and half. Sun was shining, and all was well.


Except that I don't think I had realised (history teacher might not appreciate this) the whole Wall is really "new". It has been totally re-done. I think all of us expected that there would be something authentic left of it... But at least not in Mutiany.
torstai 5. maaliskuuta 2009
Busy
Meanwhile, a piece of censorship for your enjoyment: http://ispyshanghai.com/2009/03/04/thats-i-spy-shanghai/#more-2076
Who knew you cannot call a beverage by the name of a late statesman.
perjantai 27. helmikuuta 2009
Train to the capital

We didn't have pajamas. We didn't fit in.

We had dinner in the dining car, although we had stocked up fruits, cookies, sandwiches and jogurt just in case. To avoid starvation in 12 hours. But that was a fear with no grounds.
Breakfast was... very Chinese. I cannot eat noodles for breakfast. Or rice. Unless I am starving. But I thought I would make my friend's experience more authentic and ordered her a noodle breakfast. With an egg. Yam. She was very thankful for my help. It is difficult for a non-chinese speaker.

All in all, it was quite easy way to travel, all went well, and it is an experience different from flying.
On our arrival to Beijing, after checking in to hotel, we headed to Temple of Heaven. Outside the gate the Beijing authorities kindly reminded us:
I am not sure if well mannered imagination followed from our visit or not, but we tried our best to remain self-restrained.keskiviikko 25. helmikuuta 2009
Six Harmonies
maanantai 23. helmikuuta 2009
Aadolf
A dog with a hair twist.
Aatu hates rain. The hair on his ears, which he has carefully arranged and combed, gets tangled and curly. That is common for us. Except it is not my ear hair, just my hair. And I have not arranged my hair carefully anyway. And I like rain as long as I have proper gear.
Sleepy.
But then...
Aatu and a smile. Believe it or not, but this is what he does
when he is extremely happy. It is slightly creepy, isn't it?
Admit it: you did not see this comin'?
torstai 19. helmikuuta 2009
This and that

While the guys were playing poker last Saturday (J. won some, so his forgiven ;o) me and my flying friend Pigga (above) did some shopping, admired each others dogs (from pictures, as both of those cuties are in Finland) as we always do, and had dinner in Kabb Restaurant in Xin Tian Di area. Pigga's hotel is in Pudong, so she had not been to Xin Tian Di before, and seemed to love the atmosphere: it is slightly polished / touristy, but I still like it. It has dozens of restaurants. And if you feel like it, you can pretend to be in Europe for an hour or two. I'll try to take some photos of it I can actually post. I usually go there in the evening for dinner, and all my pictures are unfocus due to darkness and my photographing skills.
But back to the dinner then: they served Valentine's menu, which was a four course dinner, completed with a glass of Prosecco. The candle-lit table was decorated with rose pedals... the chocolate cake was heart-shaped... and garnished with rose pedals. It was very... romantic.
Ok, no it wasn't but the food was very good, and we had good time.
maanantai 16. helmikuuta 2009
Barbering
But... I don't want to think about what I am going to do after 6-7 weeks when it would be time to go back. It makes me uneasy.
keskiviikko 11. helmikuuta 2009
Blueberries and mangos

Even if they are natural and cool. There just isn't.
Let me know if you have tasted these, because I get shrills if I even think about buying them. Not to even mention mango potato chips and lychee potato chips. Natural and warm as they are, I just don't feel it.


sunnuntai 8. helmikuuta 2009
Eating out
perjantai 6. helmikuuta 2009
Maden Dino
- A den in the day, it's all about her.
You can propably guess it really was -> at the end of the day, it's all about her.
Curiously enough, the same line was, in another scene, subtitled:
- Remember, another day, it's all about her.
Subtitle:
- Just because she and me now alone...
Spoken line:
-> Just because it's you and me alone now...
- I have a little Babylon, here.
->I've got a little problem here.
- I din't know nice is an exaggerate world.
-> I don't know if nice is the exact word.
- Hanke is father a legand father.
-> Hank is the father. Alleged father.
- Right a child I will love it as my own.
-> I'll raise the child and I'll love it as my own.
- All right Mars...
-> All right Marcy...
- I hope you are right
->... or hump your leg // ANd would some one please tell me how they came up with "I hope you are right"?
- Great old guy got to the coma.
-> Great! Old guys go to Tacoma.
- Tell me I will send you. // Like how could that even be a sentence?
-> Tell them who sent you.
- It is my pleasent.
-> No time like the present.
- This is the Maden dino what is shake you
-> Well if it isn't the madre of my bambino. What's shaken sweet duck?
These are just random picks, from one episode, so it was no effort to gather these, really. And there were plenty more.
This kind of humour just remarkably amplifies the viewing pleasure of ANY programme :o)
I wonder what they pay for the translators around here...

